Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention.
Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 levels (plus 4 new levels and 24 new characters in the expansion pack). Exploit mass murder opportunities: mow down marching bands, spray protesters, charbroil whole towns. Multiplayer mode: ‘go postal’ with up to 15 other death row candidates. 24 new additional characters including Red Cross workers, lawyers and nudists too!
POSTAL: Classic and Uncut includes the original POSTAL and the Special Delivery Expansion Pack
Age requirements: ESRB Rating: MATURE with Animated Blood and Gore, Animated Violence. PEGI Rating: 18+ with Drugs, Violence.
Minimum system requirements: Windows XP or Windows Vista, 1 GHz Processor (1.4 GHz recommended), 256MB RAM (512 recommended), 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 7 (compatible with DirectX 9 recommended), Mouse, Keyboard.
Want to know what its like to go on a psychotic rampage? A psychotic or a psychopath needs no story. Just to make the noise in their head go away or to exist to make others suffer, depending on which one you are talking about. It needs no plot because of this. If you need to take out some pent up aggression, this is one of the more healthier ways to prevent yourself from being admitted... full review into a maximum security psych ward. If you are already psychotic or psychopathic then you should probably admit yourself already.
crude, fast, pointlessly fun, that's it.
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drmlessgames)
From what I was able to play of this game before being somewhat both bored and fed up with it's non-stop gratuitious violence, is that it's a very good game, at what it was intended to be. It's an exercise in speed, adrenaline, and raunchiness. It's a game that offers you nothing but repetitive over the top violence and crudeness, and is very proud of doing so. It doesnt take... full review itself serious at all, and neither should you. Play it mostly when needing to cool off some steam, and in moderate amounts of time, and it will be indeed very fun.
Nice but quite evil old shooter.
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derailedition)
Weird creepy mix of poems and jokes and insane pencildrawn style levels surround a unforgiving and unrelenting isometric shooter. This is Running with Scissors before the hilarity and crotchy jokes. You're only going to find suicide humor and a really hard game here. A nice mix of weapons and game modes make it an ok overall package, although it's hard to really dig in and play... full review for extended periods of time due to how unflinching and oppressive it is. I love it anyway.
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