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Vampire: The Masquerade® - Bloodlines™ 2: Loose Cannon

Okay, let me be first then

Historically the worst publisher decisions ever made. You gotta be exceptionally idiotic to achieve that.

11 gamers found this review helpful
Elroy and the Aliens

Such an underrated too little known gem

I am saying this as an experienced pnc adventure fan who have been through them all since King's Quest I EGA. If this game came out 20 years ago from Lucas Arts it would be instant timeless classic. Every bit of detail in this game screams George Lucas. Even the Motiviti logo itself looks very much like Lucas Arts. Can't believe he was not involved. Hell I would say this is the most George-Lucasy game I have ever played! :D And the game quality is top notch from the voice over, visuals, audio, writing and story design overall. It could be released among Disney cartoons and stand on its own proudly. I am thinking what are the weak points here if any. The game is definitely NOT short as someone pointed out in the reviews. You simply can't speedrun it in less than 6 hours unless you are deliberately skipping through all dialogues. It's just that the puzzles are designed for the modern audience which is not very patient and does not tolerate pixel hunting and moon logic puzzles not to mention points of no return - there is none of these here which most players prefer nowadays. However the puzzles are very smart and intriguing. It's just the dialogues are so full of hints it's like the game tells you every step what to do and you are not required to think on your own that much. Another detail that holds the game back is the humor. There is some but it is so gentle not to offend any immature snowflake it's for everyone and for noone at the same time. Don't expect to laugh out loud as in the old days. However the writing actually tries to be mature, witty and encouraging, this exchange from the game says it all: "Too soon! I didn't figure you for a trash talker." "I played a lot of sports in high school... the game is just as much in your head as it is on the field."

1 gamers found this review helpful
Vampire: The Masquerade® - Bloodlines™ 2

Horrendous writing

Only a bunch of pseudointellectual self-centered babble with no point or plot whatsoever. They thought they could just mimic the brilliance of original Bloodlines writing by throwing this garbage out completely missing the core essence. Just by making this not to mention asking any money for this is a total disrespect towards art and the fans. Paradox Interactive lads, burn in hell.

19 gamers found this review helpful
Reigns: The Witcher

I just want to say

I love how modern gaming (which is supposedly dying and in total ruin according to mainstream showbiz influencing) thrives in addressing young witty people with witty funny games. Games that we definitely would have played when we were young witty dungeon masters and so-called nerdy geeks. Games that would nourish our intellect, imagination and ability to face whatever challenges requiring us to adapt and evolve while having fun!

6 gamers found this review helpful
Z: The Game

Horrible port!

The last review before me noted music among the plus/pro side. I find this atrocious. The music port is actually the worst part about this product. In original there is dynamic music responding to what is going on. Not only that each planet has its own music repertoire. And you could set any of the available music cards in settings including marvelous Roland MT-32. In this port... hear me out... They PRERECORDED (no dynamic music) around 8 minutes track of ADLIB music from the first planet ONLY which plays in a loop on every single mission throughout the game!!! Someone deservers to be slapped hardly in their balls for this abomination of a game port.

6 gamers found this review helpful
Syberia: The World Before

Fun if you make fun of its idiocy

I am not even going to waste precious time to repeat what all the other one-two star reviews have told already about this piece of cringe for ignorant and brainwashed target audience. But beware, this so-called game literally promotes stupidity. I felt how my intelligence is getting lower while playing this somewhat interactive press-to-continue movie. It felt like its made for 12-year old audience be it not for the fact that the themes are very political and otherwise empty - insert your favorite buzzword from woke/lgbti+/decolonization.

9 gamers found this review helpful
The Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice Edition

Junkware

Just read all the one-star reviews to not spend more minutes and attention than this despicable garbage deserves.

The Planet Crafter

Can't believe how overhyped this jank is

Rating 4.5/5 for a game as trivial and bad looking as this is clearly extremely overhyped thus my leveraging rating. I just can't believe how many people find this waste of time fun. This clearly demonstrates one thing: There are way too many players out there who find other a better and more evolved survival/crafting games too frustrating, challenging, stressful etc. You can see it in these reviews here - people praise it mostly for being chill and having difficulty options that remove whatever challenge from the game. So the verdict really depends on what type of player you are. If you are experienced and skilled player who finished far superior games like Subnautica without the slightest need for lowering the difficulty as much as you can not to mention cheat your way through then Planect Crafter is a complete waste of money, time and most importantly attention. The game reminded me Subnautica in the most earliest development stages when EA was released. Survival or challenge aspects aside this game simply has very little to offer in terms of fun or anything intriguing about the environment. There is little to no story, environment looks mostly proceduraly generated and the whole formula is about collecting resources, crafting and unlocking new recipes... plus occasional wreck exploring with flashlight and little oxygen options... Wheee so much original fun. Not to mention it's one of the most visually unappealing worlds out there with underdeveloped elementary graphics.

2 gamers found this review helpful