Posted on: August 24, 2021
Sekai999
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Keanu Reeves needs your help
After arriving in the City of Tpopolis to follow your dreams of becoming a clone of Shia LeBeouf, one thing leads to another and you end up joining Keanu Reeves on his quest to stop himself from becoming a meme in 2019 at E3. However, standing in your way are a lot of angry Japanese people will yell and throw things at you. You'll have to punch, spill chocolate milk, and stab your way through an army of call center employees, wild karens, hippies, and erstwhile Russian guys who don't afraid of anything. You can also choose to help or hinder the po-lice, but if you commit crimes without your plot armor on, watch out, as while they will still shoot at you like traditional police, they will also begin a summoning ritual that attaches a Jew star to you each time you commit a crime (including fighting back). Once four Jew stars have been accumulated, a MaxTec helicopter will appear and T-posed combatants will start spilling out. Needless to say, dominance will be asserted post haste. Fortunately, like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, the police of Tpopolis believe that they can't see you if you can't see them, so you can lose any outstanding Jew stars and wannabe Judge Dredds simply by going around a corner or inside a building and looking away. I didn't get the game until after the 1.3 patch, so the only bugs I noticed were Potato People (occasionally, every person is actually a potato until you get close to them and look at them for several seconds) and aggressively mislayered foliage (all trees and shrubs will randomly appear in front of everything else, but retain the appropriate scale for their distance, giving the appearance of trees and shrubs in your face constantly. Seems more prevalent when driving, or loading a game when driving, but not exclusively, so I'm not sure what caused it. At any rate, I wouldn't trust the foliage.
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