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So,

First I find out that dispite my better laptop meeting all the requirements for the game INCLUDING DirectX11, it still can't let me play the game because of some stupid little flaw in the video card.

Second I find that my older laptop supports the game AND enables me to play it, but sadly despite me putting the settings at the lowest, turning off all the unessesary things, making sure there's nothing running in the background, and doing everything else needed to be done to try to make the game run quicker and smoother, I still had to deal with a game that fucking took hours just to finish moving.

Don't you people understand that lag causes violence?

Now, not only did I pay over 60 dollars for a game were you guys ask for outragious requirements, but now I also have to go pay maybe over 300 bucks to get a new laptop just so I can play this goddamn game, because guess what?? My fucking old laptop now has a broken screen all because you assholes had to make a game that makes it next to impossible for a hardworking, minimum wage making gamer like me to play with, relax, and enjoy.

It's not like I get to spend any money on myself for my own personal enjoyment, so of course the one fucking time I do just happens to end up making me have to spend extra hundreds. -Oh and before anyone says it, NO I can't just fucking return the game. -See, since I am unable to make enough to live, I have to rely on Walmart and sadly, Walmart doesn't allow returns or refunds on games. Exchanging it for the same godamn game wouldn't make any sense either, so....yeah I'm fucking screwed thanks to the greedy bastards who created everything stupid on this game.

Of course I'm aware that this is probably an insane idea to these game-makers, but hey, if customer satisfaction actually mattered, and was indeed a big priority to you big-shots, then here's an idea: Give a new laptop to the people who waisted money on one or more of your games, got no satisfaction out of them, and then ended up with a broken laptop due to your shitty-ass games causing lag-rage, because technically it IS your fault.

Sincerely,
A VERY unsatisfied consumer.
You need therapy. Or Jesus. Possibly both.

Either way, you breaking your computer in a fit of rage is a "you" problem to explore in the anger management classes that no doubt wait in your future.
Sounds to me like you should just buy an xbox and give up gaming on $300 laptops.
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WiccanCharm: So,

First I find out that dispite my better laptop meeting all the requirements for the game INCLUDING DirectX11, it still can't let me play the game because of some stupid little flaw in the video card.

Second I find that my older laptop supports the game AND enables me to play it, but sadly despite me putting the settings at the lowest, turning off all the unessesary things, making sure there's nothing running in the background, and doing everything else needed to be done to try to make the game run quicker and smoother, I still had to deal with a game that fucking took hours just to finish moving.

Don't you people understand that lag causes violence?

Now, not only did I pay over 60 dollars for a game were you guys ask for outragious requirements, but now I also have to go pay maybe over 300 bucks to get a new laptop just so I can play this goddamn game, because guess what?? My fucking old laptop now has a broken screen all because you assholes had to make a game that makes it next to impossible for a hardworking, minimum wage making gamer like me to play with, relax, and enjoy.

It's not like I get to spend any money on myself for my own personal enjoyment, so of course the one fucking time I do just happens to end up making me have to spend extra hundreds. -Oh and before anyone says it, NO I can't just fucking return the game. -See, since I am unable to make enough to live, I have to rely on Walmart and sadly, Walmart doesn't allow returns or refunds on games. Exchanging it for the same godamn game wouldn't make any sense either, so....yeah I'm fucking screwed thanks to the greedy bastards who created everything stupid on this game.

Of course I'm aware that this is probably an insane idea to these game-makers, but hey, if customer satisfaction actually mattered, and was indeed a big priority to you big-shots, then here's an idea: Give a new laptop to the people who waisted money on one or more of your games, got no satisfaction out of them, and then ended up with a broken laptop due to your shitty-ass games causing lag-rage, because technically it IS your fault.

Sincerely,
A VERY unsatisfied consumer.
WOW other than cosmetic issues never had a problem????
Mamma, come and see dem marching. It King Ravodid who call.

Your boy now in the army, lost to you he serve us all.
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WiccanCharm: So,

First I find out that dispite my better laptop meeting all the requirements for the game INCLUDING DirectX11, it still can't let me play the game because of some stupid little flaw in the video card.

Second I find that my older laptop supports the game AND enables me to play it, but sadly despite me putting the settings at the lowest, turning off all the unessesary things, making sure there's nothing running in the background, and doing everything else needed to be done to try to make the game run quicker and smoother, I still had to deal with a game that fucking took hours just to finish moving.

Don't you people understand that lag causes violence?

Now, not only did I pay over 60 dollars for a game were you guys ask for outragious requirements, but now I also have to go pay maybe over 300 bucks to get a new laptop just so I can play this goddamn game, because guess what?? My fucking old laptop now has a broken screen all because you assholes had to make a game that makes it next to impossible for a hardworking, minimum wage making gamer like me to play with, relax, and enjoy.

It's not like I get to spend any money on myself for my own personal enjoyment, so of course the one fucking time I do just happens to end up making me have to spend extra hundreds. -Oh and before anyone says it, NO I can't just fucking return the game. -See, since I am unable to make enough to live, I have to rely on Walmart and sadly, Walmart doesn't allow returns or refunds on games. Exchanging it for the same godamn game wouldn't make any sense either, so....yeah I'm fucking screwed thanks to the greedy bastards who created everything stupid on this game.

Of course I'm aware that this is probably an insane idea to these game-makers, but hey, if customer satisfaction actually mattered, and was indeed a big priority to you big-shots, then here's an idea: Give a new laptop to the people who waisted money on one or more of your games, got no satisfaction out of them, and then ended up with a broken laptop due to your shitty-ass games causing lag-rage, because technically it IS your fault.

Sincerely,
A VERY unsatisfied consumer.
Aside from the fact that ranting can do wonders for one's mind (feel better already, don't you?), it seems that one of your problems is that you might have set your priorities slightly wrong.

Living under dire circumstances certainly will bring a lot of problems.
Serious ones.

Getting the "right" game - I do not know, but it seems to me that this one thing might be put way back.
Maybe right after "get a job"?

Anyway - good luck, whatever this may take...
That shit is hilarious.
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WiccanCharm: So,

First I find out that dispite my better laptop meeting all the requirements for the game INCLUDING DirectX11, it still can't let me play the game because of some stupid little flaw in the video card.
Not GOG's problem... yours.

Second I find that my older laptop supports the game AND enables me to play it, but sadly despite me putting the settings at the lowest, turning off all the unessesary things, making sure there's nothing running in the background, and doing everything else needed to be done to try to make the game run quicker and smoother, I still had to deal with a game that fucking took hours just to finish moving.
Not GOG's problem... yours.

Don't you people understand that lag causes violence?
Not GOG's problem... yours.

Now, not only did I pay over 60 dollars for a game were you guys ask for outragious requirements, but now I also have to go pay maybe over 300 bucks to get a new laptop just so I can play this goddamn game, because guess what?? My fucking old laptop now has a broken screen all because you assholes had to make a game that makes it next to impossible for a hardworking, minimum wage making gamer like me to play with, relax, and enjoy.
Not GOG's problem... yours.

It's not like I get to spend any money on myself for my own personal enjoyment, so of course the one fucking time I do just happens to end up making me have to spend extra hundreds. -Oh and before anyone says it, NO I can't just fucking return the game. -See, since I am unable to make enough to live, I have to rely on Walmart and sadly, Walmart doesn't allow returns or refunds on games. Exchanging it for the same godamn game wouldn't make any sense either, so....yeah I'm fucking screwed thanks to the greedy bastards who created everything stupid on this game.
Not GOG's problem... yours.

Of course I'm aware that this is probably an insane idea to these game-makers, but hey, if customer satisfaction actually mattered, and was indeed a big priority to you big-shots, then here's an idea: Give a new laptop to the people who waisted money on one or more of your games, got no satisfaction out of them, and then ended up with a broken laptop due to your shitty-ass games causing lag-rage, because technically it IS your fault.
Not GOG's problem... yours.

Sincerely,
A VERY unsatisfied consumer.
Not GOG's problem... yours.
Lol another one who thinks he can into serious gaming with his laptop
https://youtu.be/vtUpWihJJJ4?t=15

Moreover you can apply for moneyback so stop whining.
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Rozenman: Lol another one who thinks he can into serious gaming with his laptop
I first played through Planescape, the Baldur's Gate series, Arcanum, and a number of other legendary RPGs on a laptop. Unless you meant little more than "graphically intensive" gaming by that, I call BS on this bit of elitism.
clearly a Layer 8 issue.....
What the hell are you doing trying to play a game on high setting on a cheap $300 laptop. That's probably fine for web browsing but not gaming. Go and buy a gaming PC, you will not have a problem. If you want to "game" on a $300 laptop, try Solitaire, not a AAA title with state of the art graphics.
I am pretty sure that the OP wasn't entirely serious...............
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WiccanCharm: So,

First I find out that dispite my better laptop meeting all the requirements for the game INCLUDING DirectX11, it still can't let me play the game because of some stupid little flaw in the video card.

Second I find that my older laptop supports the game AND enables me to play it, but sadly despite me putting the settings at the lowest, turning off all the unessesary things, making sure there's nothing running in the background, and doing everything else needed to be done to try to make the game run quicker and smoother, I still had to deal with a game that fucking took hours just to finish moving.

Don't you people understand that lag causes violence?

Now, not only did I pay over 60 dollars for a game were you guys ask for outragious requirements, but now I also have to go pay maybe over 300 bucks to get a new laptop just so I can play this goddamn game, because guess what?? My fucking old laptop now has a broken screen all because you assholes had to make a game that makes it next to impossible for a hardworking, minimum wage making gamer like me to play with, relax, and enjoy.

It's not like I get to spend any money on myself for my own personal enjoyment, so of course the one fucking time I do just happens to end up making me have to spend extra hundreds. -Oh and before anyone says it, NO I can't just fucking return the game. -See, since I am unable to make enough to live, I have to rely on Walmart and sadly, Walmart doesn't allow returns or refunds on games. Exchanging it for the same godamn game wouldn't make any sense either, so....yeah I'm fucking screwed thanks to the greedy bastards who created everything stupid on this game.

Of course I'm aware that this is probably an insane idea to these game-makers, but hey, if customer satisfaction actually mattered, and was indeed a big priority to you big-shots, then here's an idea: Give a new laptop to the people who waisted money on one or more of your games, got no satisfaction out of them, and then ended up with a broken laptop due to your shitty-ass games causing lag-rage, because technically it IS your fault.

Sincerely,
A VERY unsatisfied consumer.
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zerebrush: Aside from the fact that ranting can do wonders for one's mind (feel better already, don't you?), it seems that one of your problems is that you might have set your priorities slightly wrong.

Living under dire circumstances certainly will bring a lot of problems.
Serious ones.

Getting the "right" game - I do not know, but it seems to me that this one thing might be put way back.
Maybe right after "get a job"?

Anyway - good luck, whatever this may take...
"Get a job?" Hey fuck you! You don't know me or my life. I work 3 thank you very much.
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227: You need therapy. Or Jesus. Possibly both.

Either way, you breaking your computer in a fit of rage is a "you" problem to explore in the anger management classes that no doubt wait in your future.
You obviously have no idea what Lag is. Oh do YOU happen to know a good therapist by any chance?? Which one do YOU go to, and how much money do you splurge on them just so that you can have someone tell you how you feel?

You tell your precious Jesus that he can go fuck you and your family in the face if he hasn't done so already. Oh and also that he isn't real, and that you're religion is a joke and full of shit. "They nailed Jesus's cock to the cross and poked him in the ass with long spears so that we may all be forgiven for our sins and go to lala land. The End"
Post edited June 28, 2015 by WiccanCharm
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Daisetsu: That shit is hilarious.
So is your face probably. Fuck off