Posted May 26, 2011
-Geralt now has the ability to floss and brush his teeth
-Geralt no longer gets ripped off when selling items to merchants who then resell the same item for a 10,000% markup
-Books still have no weight, but pieces of paper with formulas weigh x10 more
-Geralt now walks through doors, fixing the "major" problem everyone was having about waiting 1/10 of a second.
-Steam users are DL a 9.3 gb version, which will include extras that nobody else will get, such as a flying mount, floozies and an assistant goblin that follows you everywhere. That is why the file is so big.
-For those who won't be getting the patch, such as pirates, a virus will soon activate and melt your computer. That's what you get.
If you haven't realized yet, this is a joke. Hope you enjoyed reading this while waiting for your DL =P
-Geralt no longer gets ripped off when selling items to merchants who then resell the same item for a 10,000% markup
-Books still have no weight, but pieces of paper with formulas weigh x10 more
-Geralt now walks through doors, fixing the "major" problem everyone was having about waiting 1/10 of a second.
-Steam users are DL a 9.3 gb version, which will include extras that nobody else will get, such as a flying mount, floozies and an assistant goblin that follows you everywhere. That is why the file is so big.
-For those who won't be getting the patch, such as pirates, a virus will soon activate and melt your computer. That's what you get.
If you haven't realized yet, this is a joke. Hope you enjoyed reading this while waiting for your DL =P
