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The Witcher 2Favorite quote from the game *minor SPOILER(86 posts)(86 posts)
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Posted June 01, 2011
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Posted June 01, 2011
"Is a pig's arse tight?"
"To be honest I don't know the answer to either of those questions."
"It's just a saying!"
"You're the only one using it."

I loved that whole group of dwarves and going questing with them in the tunnels was terrifically entertaining.
Posted June 01, 2011
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Homeschooled316: "I solve problems."

"Oh! I've been having a problem with my boyfriend."

"Did you find your boyfriend's entrails strewn across your porch? And his head 10 paces away. Because those are the kinds of problems I solve."
FIXED! (And yes, this is my favorite too!)
Posted June 01, 2011
Im a witcher, not a nanny! XD from the troll trouble quest
Posted June 01, 2011
Way too many to list... I PMSL every 5 minutes playing this game... great dialogue and random quotes.... but that whole exchange between the soldiers in the camp (prologue) cracks me up every time...

"Those trebuchets are fucking pounding the shit out of 'em"
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"Laugh all you like, come the assault you'll be slipping in all that shite"
Posted June 01, 2011
`Move your ass, your excellence`
Posted June 01, 2011
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Tally: "Is a pig's arse tight?"
"To be honest I don't know the answer to either of those questions."
"It's just a saying!"
"You're the only one using it."
The part i like the most hahaha
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SpacemanCometh: `Move your ass, your excellence`
I have been wondering
Why is it that even Foltest call the ambassador "Your excellency" ?
Post edited June 01, 2011 by iamin7ove
Posted June 01, 2011
Little elf was skipping down the path, plough 'em all plough 'em all....along came a dwarf, and kicked him in the arse, plough 'em all plough 'em all, oh you arse fucked dirty rotten scum, plough 'em all plough 'em all, do that again, and i'll fuck ya mom.
PLOUGH 'EM ALL
Posted June 01, 2011
Found another
"Stop farting around"
by Zoltan

I was really offended haha
i was busy doing the impossible, killing soldiers while dodging thunders
Posted June 01, 2011
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Tally: "Is a pig's arse tight?"
"To be honest I don't know the answer to either of those questions."
"It's just a saying!"
"You're the only one using it."
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iamin7ove: The part i like the most hahaha
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SpacemanCometh: `Move your ass, your excellence`
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iamin7ove: I have been wondering
Why is it that even Foltest call the ambassador "Your excellency" ?
Medieval times had a very strict title and form of address system. It's not meant submissive - it's just the way an ambassador is to be addressed, respectfully.
Posted June 01, 2011
"Does everything backwards. Sleeps in daytime, drinks before he eats, and tells women to get dressed before he ploughs 'em."
Posted June 01, 2011
Talking to the trolls was fun.Can't really quote em all,too tired.

Think the DLC troll says something like:
Come home.No lunch.Wife dead.No head.

Made me laugh.It's more how they talk,but what they say.
Post edited June 01, 2011 by BatistutaSRB
Posted June 01, 2011
Small list of my favorites :
*"EAT SHIT AND DIE"
*"The lesbomancy one"
*That fucking idiot actually went in! (This one's just classic)
*I prefer listening to horse's fart (Zoltan)
*Piss on the laws!(Foltest)
*Slippin' on that shite
*Then i told him: I'm taking your pouch, OR, your pouch, AND your life.(The way the guy says it makes me laugh everytime)
*PEOPLE , THE MUTANT'S PURSUIN' ME
I forgot the rest. Too many quotes to list here.
Post edited June 01, 2011 by HenriqueVT
Posted June 01, 2011
some dwarf: " Thought we had a basilisk in the basement. Turns out it was just my wife getting coal"
Posted June 01, 2011
"you don't need another poem for a noonwraith do you?" - Dandelion
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