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Whoop, got it sorted!

Turns out I finally ran into another program that threw the exact same error, google music. I ended up rereinstalling windows 10, but this time I used the media creation tool to download an entire new copy. I believe something in my dotNET Framework got hosed and followed through with the refresh.