Posted May 13, 2019
Never have I ever in 30+ years of gaming experience throughout all the genres experienced something that felt physically painful to play.
I want to crawl up in a ball and cry in a croner, and I've been through some hairy shit in life.
Why? Why did they make this?
It is so bad, I want to bleach the library of my GoG galaxy.
No, I want to format the disk...
No, I want to throw the disk out the window in a blander, connected to a nuclear device, that is connected to a teleport near a black hole.
Scratch all that, I want to step into another dimension, where this game was never created in the first place. Its presence in this world fills me with despair and depression.
The aggressively bad story, the ovearacting, the interface designed by satan's chief torturer himself... the unskippable horrid cutscenes filled wiht dead air and blank stares that last uncomfortably long...
*sobs uncontrollably* I need a drink...
I want to crawl up in a ball and cry in a croner, and I've been through some hairy shit in life.
Why? Why did they make this?
It is so bad, I want to bleach the library of my GoG galaxy.
No, I want to format the disk...
No, I want to throw the disk out the window in a blander, connected to a nuclear device, that is connected to a teleport near a black hole.
Scratch all that, I want to step into another dimension, where this game was never created in the first place. Its presence in this world fills me with despair and depression.
The aggressively bad story, the ovearacting, the interface designed by satan's chief torturer himself... the unskippable horrid cutscenes filled wiht dead air and blank stares that last uncomfortably long...
*sobs uncontrollably* I need a drink...
Post edited May 13, 2019 by razoleg