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Never have I ever in 30+ years of gaming experience throughout all the genres experienced something that felt physically painful to play.

I want to crawl up in a ball and cry in a croner, and I've been through some hairy shit in life.

Why? Why did they make this?

It is so bad, I want to bleach the library of my GoG galaxy.

No, I want to format the disk...

No, I want to throw the disk out the window in a blander, connected to a nuclear device, that is connected to a teleport near a black hole.

Scratch all that, I want to step into another dimension, where this game was never created in the first place. Its presence in this world fills me with despair and depression.

The aggressively bad story, the ovearacting, the interface designed by satan's chief torturer himself... the unskippable horrid cutscenes filled wiht dead air and blank stares that last uncomfortably long...

*sobs uncontrollably* I need a drink...
Post edited May 13, 2019 by razoleg
Um...really? I think this is a great game, but to each his own. Cheers! :D
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razoleg: Never have I ever in 30+ years of gaming experience throughout all the genres experienced something that felt physically painful to play.
I want to crawl up in a ball and cry in a croner, and I've been through some hairy shit in life.
Why? Why did they make this?
It is so bad, I want to bleach the library of my GoG galaxy.
No, I want to format the disk...
No, I want to throw the disk out the window in a blander, connected to a nuclear device, that is connected to a teleport near a black hole.
Scratch all that, I want to step into another dimension, where this game was never created in the first place. Its presence in this world fills me with despair and depression.
The aggressively bad story, the ovearacting, the interface designed by satan's chief torturer himself... the unskippable horrid cutscenes filled wiht dead air and blank stares that last uncomfortably long...
*sobs uncontrollably* I need a drink...
I can't tell which one you're talking about... as there were two PHANTASMAGORIA games...

If you mean the first one, then something's wrong with you... If you mean the second one, I'd agree with you...
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razoleg: Never have I ever in 30+ years of gaming experience throughout all the genres experienced something that felt physically painful to play.
I want to crawl up in a ball and cry in a croner, and I've been through some hairy shit in life.
Why? Why did they make this?
It is so bad, I want to bleach the library of my GoG galaxy.
No, I want to format the disk...
No, I want to throw the disk out the window in a blander, connected to a nuclear device, that is connected to a teleport near a black hole.
Scratch all that, I want to step into another dimension, where this game was never created in the first place. Its presence in this world fills me with despair and depression.
The aggressively bad story, the ovearacting, the interface designed by satan's chief torturer himself... the unskippable horrid cutscenes filled wiht dead air and blank stares that last uncomfortably long...
*sobs uncontrollably* I need a drink...
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SirTawmis: I can't tell which one you're talking about... as there were two PHANTASMAGORIA games...

If you mean the first one, then something's wrong with you... If you mean the second one, I'd agree with you...
If you liked the first one, there's something wrong with YOU.

It's the most horrid experience in digital ever devised. It's like Devil's diarrohea.
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SirTawmis: I can't tell which one you're talking about... as there were two PHANTASMAGORIA games...

If you mean the first one, then something's wrong with you... If you mean the second one, I'd agree with you...
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razoleg: If you liked the first one, there's something wrong with YOU.

It's the most horrid experience in digital ever devised. It's like Devil's diarrohea.
So you played BOTH games and disliked BOTH?

I'd love a more... detailed... reason for disliking them both?

Because they're vastly different.