Ahhh, imagine a toast to the newlywed were told some real embarrassing stories about one (or both) of them.
Buts thats not it.
You only danced with the bride and groped her till the groom told you that he was not amused.
After the friendly discussion he was in need for a nice icebag for his blackened left eye and
some stitches. During the first aid you lost interest in the bride but there were still so many
interesting women (or men) around that you chat up some. All the while drinking some of the
nice beverages. It wasn't your fault that one must be the trigger to an allergic reaction.
And i am sure that the brides maid can clean the stains of vomit easily out of her dress....
and wasn't it real nice of you to help the distressed girl out of said dress? Maybe you could
have stopped there and some may say that undressing yourself wasn't necessary.
But hey thats life. After that the ride to your hotel was uneventful and the nasty police officer
has no rights to stop you. How could you drive in straight line with an unknown car?
And it was hard to see the road what about all the flower garlands in front of you.

Trust the Irish to think up that one!
;-)

Well, you got drunk. That much is obvious. I know because I was in the bar. I heard you ranting about how you wished you could visit your childhood self. I walked up and said, "Well I have this machine. It doesn't time travel; it opens a portal to an alternate universe. You could visit a universe where you are a child forever. Allow me to demonstrate." I pulled the machine out of my pocket and dialed in to Universe 21555689371.560, where we are all children. However, just as the portal was opening, the Regulators arrived. They're a group of people tasked with guarding the borders between universes. They came in shooting, and I had to get you out of there. "Go!" I yelled as I dialed in a random universe and threw you in the portal. You must have wound up in a universe where you never got drunk and we never met face-to-face. Glad to see you made it, and my offer on the machine still stands.

I understood but since I was not getting in the competition I wanted to share my own story :D

congrats on the eventful eve at the wedding!
^_^

count me in for the GOGage!

" Given my friends persistence in saying that everything was cool, I will allow you to invent the bad thing, in order for me to gain some purchase on the guilt I should feel. "

what REALLY happened:
its a 3 way cross between these 3 video clips, (not sure how to have the video autoseek at a certain time frame so ill just post the time value next to the links.)

Larry David - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4U5qkBk9mE time value all

The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon gets drunk 1:56- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiSGsHT1vLo time value 1:56

Clerks - the Ultimate Male 1:58 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piqBWE7X9ro time value 1:58

I believe like Larry David you went into the wedding with the concocted plot (LD plot back story) , and at the precise time of your toast to the happily married couple you might have slightly botched the hit similar to The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon, but it didnt go as awry as one could initially conclude because there was an after effect. even garbed in womens panties, lit out of your mind with all the eyes upon you, your Ultimate Maleness was so overpowering to many of the eligible females there that after witnessing you no other male would do.

luckily you passed out soon afterwards and your friend is trying to down play the badness, so you remain unawares of your Ultimate powers.

sorry to have to break it to you over the GOG forums but that is precisely what happened. ^_^

thanks for a giveaway wpegg!
+1

Wedding BUMP!

Ok, am now beginning to regain a feeling of normality. Still no word on what the bad thing was, and facebook is quiet, so I'll have to wait this one out.

As for the giveaway, ErekoseDM and Schnuff, I'll send you each your psyconauts codes.

Thanks for Psychonauts wpegg!

what is the show that "floss is boss" came from?
if that was just a 1min slice if there is more its gotta be worthy of a viewing.

Congrats to the winners and thank you wpegg! Perhaps 'the bad thing' was not as life altering as you had imagined. It's good thing too, just keep your plan of world domination secret ;).

The show is called "Peep Show", I whole heartedly recommend it. Here's a clip of Super Hans on crack... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7MTSs

i thought "Peep Show" was the episode name >_<
ill keep my eyes out for this one, thanks for the good show lead.

Thnx wpegg for Psychonauts
And don't worry about the missing memory...as long as nothing shows up on youtube

I think it was probably puke related. It's something that your friend would most likely want to forget, and also since it wasn't on the cake or a flower girl, a minor offense.

To quote from the end of this video: "[N]one-out-of-none couples actually ever watch their wedding video. Unless of course a baby drops an f-bomb, somebody pukes in their toupee, or Grandmaw Auntpaw rolls down the stairs in her wheelchair. In which case you simply post it online and turn it into internet gold!"

Anyway, it all wound up for you like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z-C8NU3SVM

Oh, and congrats to the winners, and thanks for the awesome giveaway wpegg!

Congrats, ErekoseDM and Schnuff, and thanks again, wpegg!