Posted July 23, 2009

But still. 3 meter Vulcans. =/
Exactly, the hook in the warhammer 40K universe is the Imperial Guard. Normal men given a shitty flak vest & lasgun and then dropped into a giant confusing and terrifying shitstorm of aliens, demons, traitors, allies who care as much about your life as they do about the enemies and giant war machines that could crush you and not even realise it.
As much as I love the Space Marines, they're not the best source for storytelling because they've had so many of the flaws engineered out. About the only really compelling story that could star marines would be a retelling of the Horus Heresy and if hollywood was involved, the majority of the seduction to chaos would be slaanesh showing up with a squad of hot daemonettes who snog everyone till they agree to go & kill the emperor. Space Marines would function better as a catalyst for action, antagonist and object of awe simply becuse so few people could identify with a Marine. Books about the Marines work well becuase they have enough room to tell a more complex story and anyone reading the books can be safely assumed to be vaguely familiar with the universe already whereas movies have to be made for the uninitiated
A 40K movie would really have to be a high class full CG job I think, something like a cross between the new star wars clone wars cartoon and the intros to Dawn Of War 1 & 2