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Posted November 28, 2013
A game where you punch stuff with your fists!

Fist Puncher, an insane comedic brawler with pixelated graphics, cow throwing, and bucket-loads of weird humor, is available 60% off on GOG.com. That's only $3.99 for the next 48 hours!

[url=http://www.gog.com/game/fist_puncher][/url]Fist Puncher is one of those games so full of explosive insanity, that it's not easy to describe to the general public. Let's try either way. There is this team of violent vigilantes, led by the neurosurgeon / martial arts master / philanthropist / macho / rockstar / crime fighter, Doctor Karate. With the help of a disgracefully doping ex-athlete Steroid Jackson, the masked Beekeeper, and deadly derby girl Hella Fistgerald, as well as a whole cast of other deranged keepers of justice, he takes on a evil syndicate led by the kingpin of crime known as The Milkman. The crew blasts through the city of Las Cruces, turning chaos and mayhem into more chaos and mayhem, in the good old tradition of bombing stuff for the sake of peace and justice. In the process, they will throw cows at goons, participate in ostrich races, and crush Nazi birthday parties. OK, how's that for a description? Nope, still doesn't do the game justice. There you go: see the madness with your own eyes!

Fist Puncher Hollywood Cinematic Michael Bay Trailer: Extended Director's Cut

Don't wait another second! Jump right into the crazy action with Fist Puncher, for only $3.99 on GOG.com. Be quick to grab it, because the 60% off release discount offer lasts only until Saturday, November 30, at 10:59AM GMT.
Post edited November 28, 2013 by G-Doc
Posted November 28, 2013
His punches have the power of kicks...
Posted November 28, 2013
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tinyE: Screw the naysayers, I'm buying!

One question, how is the SP? The description talks A LOT about teams and such and I want to make sure this isn't a hint about needing friends to actually enjoy this.
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JudasIscariot: I beat the whole game by myself and it was rock solid :)
I have to think about it now, I just noticed the other release. Lets see, eat or buy Fist Puncher and Heretic Kingdoms?
Posted November 28, 2013
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JudasIscariot: I beat the whole game by myself and it was rock solid :)
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tinyE: I have to think about it now, I just noticed the other release. Lets see, eat or buy Fist Puncher and Heretic Kingdoms?
Buy Ramen Noodles, eat for a week, skim from the inn's petty cash :P
Posted November 28, 2013
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vicklemos: I agree! Shattered Steel is a game I've never thought I'd play. Gave it a go (thanks interplay promos) and no regrets so far.
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timppu: One has to remember though it is a bit glitchy, so if it seems your laser guns go through enemies constantly (without causing damage to them), you must slow down your DOSBox a bit (CPU cycles down, Ctrl-F11 repeatedly I think) until it starts feeling you are actually hitting them. That part of the game engine seemed to rely on fixed PC speed, luckily it is so easy to change the emulated CPU speed in DOSBox so easily.
Thanks for the tip
I knew that and yep, had this issue occurring every now and then
but it's fixed now! Just googled it a bit :)
Posted November 28, 2013
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Smannesman: Sorry, but what standards?
Back when it was Good Old Games they had those
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timppu: Had what? Die By The Sword? Master Of Orion 3? Blake Stone?

(I would have mentioned also Shattered Steel, but it is actually a semi-good mech-lite action game with a great soundtrack, despite what the naysayers say.)
I didn't say they were necessarily standards for good games, but they only released old games.
VR Soccer and such weren't great games, but they were old.
Now, they're releasing pretty much whatever they can and I totally agree with that.
They are running a business after all.
Also, I kind of like Die By The Sword. It's gimmicky as heck, but I had fun flailing around in single and multiplayer.
Posted November 28, 2013
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Smannesman: Sorry, but what standards?
Back when it was Good Old Games they had those
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timppu: Had what? Die By The Sword? Master Of Orion 3? Blake Stone?

(I would have mentioned also Shattered Steel, but it is actually a semi-good mech-lite action game with a great soundtrack, despite what the naysayers say.)

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MrAlphaNumeric: I wouldn't think twice about a game with a title that retarded. For the love of.... sit down a minute and think up a proper fucking title.
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timppu: "Cockpuncher" was already taken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMByDfFMPcE
Blake Stone!?!?!??!!?!?!!?!?!?

One of the best Wolfenstein era FPSers out there!!
Posted November 28, 2013
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timppu:
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Smannesman: Also, I kind of like Die By The Sword. It's gimmicky as heck, but I had fun flailing around in single and multiplayer.
Yeah, until you got lost in the tunnels! :P
Posted November 28, 2013
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Smannesman: I didn't say they were necessarily standards for good games, but they only released old games.
King's Bounty waves hello. Released on gog when it was a bit older than 2 years, so you can't call it old.
Posted November 28, 2013
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JMich: King's Bounty waves hello. Released on gog when it was a bit older than 2 years, so you can't call it old.
Ah but the original was released in 1990!
Posted November 28, 2013
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Smannesman: Ah but the original was released in 1990!
But GOG doesn't have the original. And from what I recall, King's Bounty: The Legend is "inspired" by the original, not a remake of it.
So no, back in 2010 GOG had released a game that was less than 3 years old. They didn't only release old games.
Posted November 28, 2013
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JMich: But GOG doesn't have the original. And from what I recall, King's Bounty: The Legend is "inspired" by the original, not a remake of it.
So no, back in 2010 GOG had released a game that was less than 3 years old. They didn't only release old games.
Fine, so they never had any standards and they're a horrible company?
Are you happy now?!
Is that what you wanted to hear?!
*sob* *sob*
Posted November 28, 2013
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Smannesman: Fine, so they never had any standards and they're a horrible company?
The standards they have are not public knowledge, and they probably ain't the standards we have.

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Smannesman: Are you happy now?!
Is that what you wanted to hear?!
Yes. I dislike erroneous statements, so I try to correct them whenever I can. Making people cry isn't a goal, but a bonus ;)
Posted November 28, 2013
I'm so old, I remember the times you could find games like that for free
http://shawn64.com/jetzrampage4.php
http://shawn64.com/sbf.php
And naturally, I'm OK http://derekyu.com/games.html
Posted November 28, 2013
I can put up with a lot of insanity, but a beach in Cruces? Really?
Posted November 28, 2013
I can't even get the game to start.

Anyone else here can't get it running?
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