So you wanted to get your greedy grubby paws on the witcher tag team bundle, but for whatever reason, (aliens abducting you and your dog and performing brain swap experiments, the reanimated remains of your grandma hungering for human flesh, a Game of Thrones marathon, or the horror that are Twilight moms) you couldn't get it.

Well fear not, for I have you covered there. I will be giving out both games to one lucky GOGlodyte. Whom will be decided by the ancient and mystical method of eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

The rules will be as following:

1: You must post in this thread indicating that you lust after m... that you want to participate and enter the giveaway.
2: You must have at least a rep of 25.
5: You must accept Douglas Adams as your lord and saviour.
3: You must do a backflip through a flaming hoop while holding a sardine on your head.
4: You do not talk about the Tsukihime anime.
6: You must bring me a shrubbery.

All rules must be followed to the letter with no exception.

Except rules 3 to 6 which are entirely optional and at your discretion, but heartily recommended for the sake of lulz.

I will pick a lucky fellow GOGer at random from all who have participated and send him the gift codes.

Cheers, now, let's have a pan-galactic gargle blaster to celebrate.

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It's over. This is how the thread ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Since no one has claimed them. I'll be giving the witcher 2, to someone I know.

Thanks to all, and see you in the forums.

This Douglas Adams sounds like a false prophet to me. There is only one lord and saviour here and that is Jack Keane. *Goes to look for a mob with pitchforks and torches to burn the false prophet*

Also what is this Tsukihime anime about?

:P

Not in but +1 for the giveaway. :)

Because after all, who doesn't lust after a talking rabbit that shrieks about being careful to not set the shrubbery on fire with the flaming hoop in between telling you to dab more sardine oil behind your ears....

Also not in, but rep added in appreciation regardless. =)

Not in, but +1 for the giveaway! :-)

Happy Holidays!

Not in but thank you for the giveaway

Happy Holidays! +1

Not in but +1 for the lol
:D
That's the second best set of giveaway rules I've ever seen!

A little bump so that people notice.

I might have to extend the deadline.

Damn, the only rule I'm absolutely sure of, is rule #3! Not sure if you're asking for this type of shrubbery in rule #6.


Cheers for the holiday GA, j0ekerr, +1 for you.


Not in.

Considering rule #5 comes before rule #3, I'm puzzled whether you need to follow it or not o.O

Let's give this a little bump.

Also, are you suggesting there's something wrong with my counting?

Hi there!

It seems everybody have it, but not me! Can i participate here? I only lack 2 rep points to enter :D. Either way, i am in for it, will try to earn those 2 points soon hahaha.

I must refuse accept Douglas Adams like my personal savior because i am atheist, but since you are from Spain, i seriously prefer you bring some jamón serrano with tortilla española! Very lucky those who live near Mediterranean sea.

Thanks for the GA and happy holidays! Cheers!

Can I please be entered for montcer9012 to win The Witcher 1 & 2? Thanks. The backflip through the flaming hoop was very difficult!

Oh! How kind of you my friend, I am very thankful whatever i win it or not! :)
But i have to apologize since i didn't state I already have Witcher 2, and there are lots of post in the forums giving away W2 cause it expires in 12/31 were in fact, my self have 1 spare key that does not expire so i will give it away next year in case some poor soul still without the joy of some Witcher 2 gameplay! D:

Cheers!

Sure no problem.

And bump. Bumpity bump