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If we need to restart again, let's see if it's possible to alter the wording just so it is grammatically/syntactically correct (or nearly so), so that it will seem like a huge, run-on sentence. But that might be tougher.
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I had to split it again. These are getting WAY too long. It takes me like an HOUR to go through it and I don't have that kind of time, so let's start over and from now on, try to keep them under about 25 lines or so:


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Post edited March 27, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
Saint Michael Jackrabbitting-on-again-off-again-sons of bitches of Anarchangely introducing the Ukrainians to the joys of demonslaying.
On Saint Valentine's Day, Michael Angelo was Jack hammering rabbits by sitting-on-them-again-and-again-then-getting-off-of-them-again (those sons of bitches) while An archangel y tu mama tambien were introducing the Ukrainians to the Joy Luck Clubs of demons and five geese-a-laying.

(The imagery of this is insane! I think I like it better this way because it tells a story ;)
Post edited March 30, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
On Saint Valentine's Day, Michael Angelo was Jack hammering rabbits by sitting-on-them-again-and-again-then-getting-off-of-them-again (those sons of bitches) while An archangel wondered why on earth should he wake up for work on tuesdays and if he wouldn't be better off working in the Incan pantheon with Pachamama and Pachacamac, so off he went on his Ducati designed by Massimo Tamburini which he kept in a garage when he didn't leave it in the open, and when he got to Hanan Pacha he found the gods were introducing the Ukrainians to the last peripheral Nintendo made for the discontinued Wii, a Joystick-like contraption that allowed players to pluck the hairs of Mario's nose while he prepared his Golf Clubs of demons and five geese-a-laying.
On Saint Valentine's Day, Michael Angelo was Jack hammering rabbits by sitting-on-them-again-and-again-then-getting-off-of-them-again (those sons of bitches) while An archangel wonder-breaded why on earth should he wake up for working class on Tuesdays with Morrie and if he wouldn't be Better Off Dead working in the Indian casino with a panther on Mondays with Pacha's mama and Pacha's chama-chameleon, so off with his head as he took George Wendt on his Ducati designated by Massage therapist Imo the Tambourine man which he kept in a Garage Inc. jewel case when he didn't turn the leaves brown in the open mouth, and when he got to Hannah Montana's Pacha he found the Gods and Generals were inducing the Ukrainians to the Last of the Mohicans' peripheral Nintendo made for the discontinued Wii, this is fun! (and also their discontinued hotels for prostitutes), a Joystick-like contraception that disallowed prayers to pluck the chairs of Mario's garden hose while he prepared his Golf-themed country Clubs officiated By Demons Be Driven and six geese-a-laying are lines from two very different songs.

(Damn it, it's actually SIX geese a laying. Corrected.)
Post edited April 01, 2015 by HeresMyAccount