Banned for blowing... air.

Banned for still pretending to be a "New User"

Banned because i am in a foul mood; my kitty (new avatar) disappeared and my poor tomcat baby is crying all day long (previous avatar).

I'm not pretending, I just don't know what to change it into.
Banned because you're always in a foul mood.

Hope you find him(?) soon and he's alrights. (know how worrying it is when one of your cats goes missing)

Banned for not setting your title to either "Octodad" or "Octopussy" :P

Banned for having too much fun.

Banned for weeing on me.

Banned for weeing on a fire hydrant.

Banned for not making the free throw.

Banned because i found my cat again, but i also found the reason she disappeared; each and every tomcat in the neighborhood is after her, for mating and howling horribly something mighty all day long!

Banned for letting cats howl.

Banned for not letting cats be themselves.

Banned for not dressing all cats in shorts.

Banned because dressing an animal is against its will and against nature.