Banned for using "being dead forever is just silly" for your reason to become a zombie.

Banned for discouraging zombies from being reasonable.

Banned for playing Diddy Kong Racing.

Banned for misspelling Ashley. That's unacceptable for a simp like you!

Banned because I'm bound to make mistakes when typing with one hand.

Banned because touche.

Banned because en garde.

^Banned because what do you have against Touché? It was a great point & click adventure!

Banned because I simply don't like point and click adventure games.

^Banned for being a Ninja weasel.

Banned because actual weasels do in fact use Izuna Otoshi to kill prey.

^ banned, because it's a very good thing that The Teenage Ninjas were Turtles, not weasels

Banned for being confused; they were definitely the Teenage Mutant Ninja Weasels!

Banned because solid state has wear leveling, and therefore it's impossible to erase partitions securely without erasing the entire drive, so solid state sucks.

Banned for being a dork.

Banned for eating spaghetti with a straw

Banned for trying to recreate that famous scene from Lady & The Tramp with 2 dogs that don't want to kiss.