Banned for asking the important questions.

Banned because I'm not ready yet. More importantly, what am I being ready for?

Banned because you'll know when the time comes.

Banned for not warning me to not watch Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Now I have at least several brain cells involuntarily dedicated to remembering that piece of shit movie.

Banned because I liked it.

^ banned for being an individual and having unique proclivities loosely based on your emotions and memories in regard past experiences... you must be a human and not A.I., how sad for you

Banned because that will change when I upload my consciousness to my computer.

banned, because what if the computer spits you out as binary code?

Banned for using non-binary code

Banned for using quantum computers.

Banned for renaming "Freckle Bitch's" as "FB's"

^ banned for starting a new page (for those of us who have our settings at 50 "Posts per topic page:")

Banned for having your settings at 50 "Posts per topic page:".

Actually, I was wrong. I got confused by how the AM and PM cycle both start with 12 rather than 1, which is stupid. But anyway, 14:00 PM would actually be 2:00 PM, because the hour after 12:00 PM would be 13:00 PM, A.K.A. 1:00 PM, and the hour after that would be 14:00 PM, A.K.A. 2:00 PM.

Banned for just recognizing that the system is stupid indeed. Who begins a series of numbers from 1 through 12, with 12 and ends with 11?

Banned for telling the time-o-clock.