Banned for soiling his keyboard with blood.

^ banned because he, instead, soiled himself at the sight of his own blood

Banned because I do blood work once a year. This one time a woman about my age was in a booth next to me. She started crying when got the blood drawn from her. I didn't know that was a thing with adults.

Banned because I saw a grown up man do almost the same. He didn't cry, but could hardly sit still, kept shivering.
Unbanned for the remainder thet I need to get some new tests for my appointment in March.

Banned because these people had their arms sawed off, and you'd cry also.

Banned, because you prefer Dracula's method.

^ banned, because Dracula's method sucks

Banned because impalement is actually super awesome and sadistic.

^ banned for getting Bram Stoker's Dracula confused with Vlad The Impaler

Banned because to quote Chapter 18 of Bram Stoker's Dracula: "He must, indeed, have been that Voivode Dracula who won his name against the Turk, over the great river on the very frontier of Turkeyland."

^ banned for having a dozen turkeys on the back portion at your property and referring to it as "Turkey Land"

Banned because i prefer duck.

^ banned, because there are a dozen Guinea Fowl scheduled to arrive Monday

Banned for not waiting until Monday for his ban.

Banned for taking HMA's place as Hooyaah's rival.