^ banned for not mentioning that is actually, "as black as it can be"


EDIT: (meaning not in a "world" but, in a "Universe without stars")

Banned because I hope you actually realize that the part of my name is "Here's", and not "Heresy", and I just didn't put in a ' because I didn't think it would let me. At this point I'm not sure whether you're joking or if you've actually been misreading it all of this time, though honestly, heresy does fit my personality better.

^ banned because, touché: "heresy does fit my personality better."

Banned because your hat fits you better than your beard.

Banned because your beard fits you better than your hat.

Banned for gauging the fitness of beards and hats without a license.

Banned because he's not that guy. You know the one.

Banned for putting knowledge in other people's minds.

Banned for having an anti-education agenda.

Banned for never finishing the lego set that I bought you.

Banned because he wanted Mega Bloks instead.

^ banned, because you never got the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots that you wanted for Christmas

Banned because I never got over that. This Christmas I'm heading to the North Pole to get my revenge. Santa has a double-barrelled shotgun, so I might not be coming back from my trip. The most I can hope for is we kill each other.

^ banned, because you have no chance, Santa's armory has grown substantially since the filming of this

Banned for going on an annual home invasion.