Banned for manufactured satisfaction.

Banned because you can't get no satisfaction.

^ banned for satisfying yourself in a public forum

Banned for not being satisfactory enough for the GOGus Bearus.

Banned because the GOG bear ruined again a very good bane reason.

Banned for speaking of the masked body-builder with a silly voice.

Banned for speaking ill of Dwayne Johnson.

Banned for defending a guy who despite his strength and tough guy persona, immediately folds at the first sign of internet backlash. Yes, I'm out for blood today. I'm a #$%@ing dinosaur.

Banned for being a #$%@ing dinosaur.

Banned for #$%@ing a dinosaur.

^ banned, because what's so bad about kicking a dinosaur?

^ Banned for promoting animal abuse.

^ Banned because kicking dinosaurs it's beating a corpse, not animal abuse.

Banned because birds are dinosaurs.

Banned for knowing forbidden facts.