Banned twice. First for being only half right, second for being a smartass.

Banned because you can't just ban ZubatyZub! How dare you?

Banned because you couldn't prove during the cross-examination that DreamerKnightX attempted to murder me yesterday with an improvised spear that pierced my lung.

Banned because that's your fault as you wouldn't listen to the doctor. How often do i need to tell you that it's your diaphragm which was pierced, not your lung?

^ banned, because you and I seem to be the only ones who post any sense in these crazy threads

Banned for not being ridiculous all the time.

Banned for being something completely ridiculous, like a LEGO face hugger that could easily be defeated by being rebuilt into something even less useful, such as a bunk-bed sofa flowerpot spaceship.

Banned because you're a face hugger yourself, so maybe you shouldn't ink LegoDnD about it.

Banned for faulting the respect. Forum rules, always be respectful with other users.

Banned for mistaking being nice with being respectful.

Banned, respectfully.

^ banned (in all due respect)

Banned for handing in your assignment past the due date.

Banned because everything is due, nothing is submitted.

Banned for eating your dog's homework.