Banned because I put trapezoid wheels on my car and now I can't go anywhere.

Banned for not using hexagon wheels like a decent RTS player.

Banned because I installed an octagonal restrictor plate on my fight stick. I'm enjoying it more than the square gate it came with.

Banned for brutalities as part of the Contra force.

Banned because I tried my free copy of Injustice 1 and hated it exactly as much as I expected for a fighting game.

Banned for playing a game that you knew you would hate.

Banned for not stating facts. He said he expected he would hate it, not that he knew he would hate it. If he didn't try it, he would never know whether he might have missed on one fighting game he would love.

Banned for the fighting game-ception.

Dreamer Knight is banned for getting it.

Banned for fighting with games instead of fighting with politicians.

Banned because I would have liked Injustice more if it was real-life politicians instead of DC supers.

Banned because our actual politicians are enough super villains already.

Banned for not blindly trusting authority.

Banned for not having faith in blind authority.

Banned for bowing to The Authority of Polandia.