^ banned for rolling the Stones when you should buy them each a rocking chair

^ No, no no! Wrong! You're banned! This is disinformation! Banned! You heard me?

^ banned for letting me ninja you, a Kung Fu master

Banned because all your base are now belong to us.

^ Banned, because ... did you know? The video game Kung-Fu Master is actually a licensed tie-in for the Jackie Chan film "Wheels on Meals".
^ Banned for interrupting me. Being slow shouldn't be punished in such a brutal fashion!

Banned for being banboozled.

^ banned for pumped up kicks

^ Banned for kicked up pumps, and for kicking out the jams.

banned for forcing Wimp Lo to wear squeaky shoes.

Banned for discouraging anti-stealth measures.

Banned for not coating yourself with anti-radar paint. My radar can still detect you.

^ Banned for upgrading your radar for level 15.

^ banned, because after the Captcha I just had to solve to log in, you could have at least posted a more interesting reason

banned for revealing GOG secure login measures!

Banned for obscuring transparency.