^Banned for thinking the Berne Convention was some sort of foreign comics/games event.
^ Banned for not knowing which candy bar is male and which candy bar is female, because Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't!
They actually changed the words in the newest commercials to just say "Almond Joy's got nuts!"...they replaced the "mounds don't!" bit with a new line(they must've offended some poor helpless confections, I wager o.0).