Banned for wanting to hand things to ISIS!

Banned for discriminating against the worshippers of Egyptian goddesses, let them give their sacrifices!

Banned for presenting incalcuable realities that tear time nd space.

banned to think of time and space like sheets of paper

banned for dragging such an advanced discussion of physics into a simple banning thread

Banned for being in the wrong parallel reality.

Banned for being ignorant and not availing yourself of this opportunity for remedying your educational deficiencies.

@borsburke: Banned for coming in from a parallel universe to ninja me.

^ banned because my decision to post here again just now, put us both in yet another one

:P

Banned for committing premeditated ninja action.

Banned, because you're just envious that ninjas are cooler than knights.

^ banned because you failed to explain that knights are really not cool because they are stuffed in those metal suits all day long

Banned because you faced the gom jabbar and it proved you to be an animal.

Banned because what happened to your left eye anyway?

Banned because the life of a spice picaroon is no joke!

^ Banned for getting spices in your eye and needing to have it amputated.