Banned for not seeking Mr. Postman's help.

Banned for an extremely long movie with Kevin Costner.

Banned for dancing with wolves...

Banned for spending too much time submerged in a water world.

Banned because ice-caps melting would only raise the oceans by several dozen meters; more than mountaintops would be fine.

Banned because my sources tell me that MichaelD.965 is in on it too and just acts as controlled opposition.

banned for posting above me; you are now relocated to Ban Francisco

Banned, because you lost the Alamo. You're exiled to Ban Juan.

banned, because we won Texas, have our own electric grid, and have no state debt ; that's enough wins to compensate for the sacrifice of those brave souls who perished at that mission

Banned because Texas is having power outages this summer and had valves on natural gas pipelines not equpped for winter weather, which caused outages in the winter :P

^ Banned for not mentioning that the fossil fuel suppliers tried to blame the outages on renewables.

Banned for being crabby over Fuel in front of Lighter.

Banned for having a rep matching my height.

Banned for being 173 miles tall.

Banned for not appreciating that this means he can hand supplies directly to the ISS.