banned for displaying the size of your lance in public

Banned for public intoxication in the forums.

Banned, because intoxicated forum activity should be the default.

^ banned for making us all wonder from whence your avatar was "borrowed"

Banned for borrowing my copy of Avatar and never giving it back!

^ Banned for being ungrateful about being permanently relieved from the burden of owning that glorified smurf movie.

^ Banned for saying my avatar was "borrowed", therefore implying i do not have a written permission for the use of this avatar by the copyright holder in exchange for an adequate monetary compensation.

Banned for not liking a film with Sigourney Weaver in it.

Banned, because Sigourney Weaver starred in those terrible movies which reinforced misconceptions about alien life, like Jaws did with white sharks. These creatures aren't bad at all, if you treat them with respect.

Banned for trying to befriend a xenomorph.

Banned because we're doing our part.

Banned for comparing peaceful xenomorphs with bugs.

^ banned for overpaying for the use of a copyrighted image

Banned for eating Tony Soprano's lo mein.

Banned for revealing this shocking fact to me. Oh the humanity!

banned for believing a Krooked cock