Mr. Titus, thee art banned to the totally terrestrial planet Tititititititit, home to titanic testy titties.

Never-mind, you wouldn't like it, there's too many Ts.

Banned because I also banned someone for having a braggadocious bosom.

Banned for bragging about your bosom.

banned for dragging your saggy bosoms

^ banned for banning yourself

^ Banned for violating the recently introduced ethics statute regarding double posting, which i totally did not just make up.

Banned because rules are always made up on the spot anyway.

Banned for not referencing the Necronomi-ban, the timeless, eternal grimoire.

Banned for not playing the underrated Necronomicon.

Banned for underrating Necronomicon.
And all banned because I am tired!
Banned everyone because, what's become of my post???

Banned for having a massive banning tantrum. I like to call it a "bantrum".

Banned for banning everyone, single-handedly ending the forum. Get some energy drink! There's one that can give you wings, so maybe you can fly returning to Earth.

Banned, because ninjas must've been cheating with their posting speed.

banned because ninjas will ninja... it's what they do

Banned, because ninjas are without honour, we only want noble samurai in our forum.

banned for banning while wearing a skin-tight bandex suit