Banned for ripping apart teddy bears

Banned for assaulting Ted E. Bear.

banned for not ripping apart teddy bears

edit: banned for ninja'ing me

Banned because the next Bilderburg meeting will be held at a build-a-bear workshop.

Banned for brandishing a blunderbuss outside the Bilderburg bakery.

^ banned for loading said blunderbuss in advance of the brandishing

Banned because I made the blunder of using a frying pan as a drying pan.

Banned for going into the fire with a frying pan!

Banned for editing a sound-bit compilation which paired footage of Peter Jackson's King Kong fighting a V-Rex with lines from Beast Wars.

And you're all banned for not guessing that I was referencing Beast Wars.

^ banned because there's no telling what your mind will come up with at any particular point in time

Banned for pointing at time while people imagine things.

Banned for trivializing time and opinions.

banned for your trivial opinions about time

banned cause its about time for opinionated trivialities

Banned for using too many Ts.