Banned for shameless promotion... Dante.

^ Banned because I told you Dante do that!

Banned for not serving me delicious pasta El Dante style

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Now you'll notice the other forum game's titles have changed too ;D

banned for expecting food after not asking nicely for it

banned for having a cute frog as an avatar

Banned for being a pirate in a jungle.

Banned for being a pilot on a ship who likes to listen to the stone temple pilots

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Gog forum trivia: I was making an homage to an old user. :)
(they would often ask for various foods in these forum games)

Banned for shipping a stone pilot.

Banned for piloting a stone ship. It's a grave not an actual vessel.

Banned because you just destroyed ladyonthemoon's dream.

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Seems a bit of a waste of space....still, dannnng does it look nice. :)

Banned because navy ranks in space are confusing. I was told I would make a good general, but I'm already a commander. Becoming a general would be a demotion.

https://imgur.com/a/T0BRKZN

Banned because you should want that demotion; you worked hard for it!

Banned for working hard instead of hardly working.

Banned for hardly working instead of smartly working