Banned for being correct.

You're both banned for for generous use of the word "dubious".

Banned for typing the word "for" twice.

banned, for impersonating a moderately popular female songstress

Banned, for having a title so long it takes 2 lines.

Banned for not appreciating Gandalf quotes!

Banned for not appreciating Shelob quotes.

Banned for wanting me to appreciate any input of a giant spider.

^ Banned, for calling Spider-Gwen fat.

^ banned for not knowing that my forum title is my own quote and for posting "Spider-Gwen fat" because if a space and the f and a are removed it spells "Spider Gwent"

Banned for mixing up Shelob with Spider-Gwen.

banned for allowing me to ninja you

Banned for compelling me to tell this story: About a week ago on Know Your Meme, a template was added to show 4 people who either know sex or don't, and either do it or don't. The comments lead to somebody asking, "How do you think Goku became a dad?" I said, "Mouth-present, obviously." A third person had a micro-rant about how I beat him to that joke by mere seconds.

banned, because timing is everything

Banned because banning is everyban.