Banned because I prefer horses over sports bikes.

Banned because I want to know if sea horses are related to real horses. What would they do if they saw each other?

Banned for thinking as if the sky horses don't exist.

Banned for not riding your celestial horse to work.

Banned for not working at home with your celestial animals.

Banned for ingesting beans without chewing them.

Banned for eating tea leaves instead of boiling them with water.

Banned for not recognizing the fact that Dr_Adder is actually part of a whole new different breed of superhumans.

Banned, for not scolding Le_Chevalier for failing to read the tea leaves.

Banned for using tea leaves instead of coffee beans...

Banned for not making coffee ice cream!

Banned for scalding him with the tea.

Banned, you must have been mighty thirsty to drink my tea

Banned because tea should be brewed for 8 minutes, not the 2 the instructions on the box tells you.

Banned, because you read from the instructions on the wrong box.

This is an official notice to inform you that you have been banned, because your actions are reprehensible. What you did to that poor owl can never be undone, and it will need lifelong therapy.