Banned for lying; there are no lords with character.

Banned because characters shouldn't lord that over you.

Banned because it's not nearly as good as The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.

Banned for fighting the Covenant from Halo.

^ Banned, because your halo is a trifle lopsided

Banned for not having a halo in the first place.

Banned for believing in the Great Journey through the use of the seven halo rings.

Banned for promoting the Olympic Games...

Banned for promoting the Olympic Arts and Crafts.

^ Banned, for being on "Others" Olympic Basket Weaving Team

^ Banned for trying to play curling while running a marathon.

Banned for curling up on the sofa while eating a Marathon chocolate bar...

Banned for trying to play Marathon while using a curling iron.

Banned for trying to complete a marathon run by taking the longest time possible.

Banned acting like Hare who raced the Tortoise in Fuel's longest race by getting to the end as directly as possible (miles ahead) and waiting inches from the finish line just so 2nd place will push you into victory.

Banned, for posting a run-on sentence