^ Banned, for preferring the soundtrack of The Last Revelation over the one from Angel of Darkness. :PP

Banned, because I was given a direct order to do so; lucky you, that I talked them out of the firing squad

^ Banned, for failing to appreciate this great solution to get rid of me permanently.

Banned, for failing to appreciate that the firing squad will also pack your stuff from your work desk and help carry them outside the building of your former workplace.

Banned for being the idiot on You Can't Do That On Television who always got tricked into making the firing squad shoot him instead of the person who was supposed to be executed.

Banned for censoring TV.

Banned for censoring the censors for censoring

Banned for televising the Teletubbies on televisions

Banned for trying to televise them on telegraphs.

Banned because I only watch shows in smoke signals.

Banned for filling the house with smoke.

Banned, for filling the house with rich, creamy frosting

Banned for putting frosting on spaghetti.

Banned for not banning vehemently enough for that old man to hear you!

Banned for wearing a road cone as a hat.

BTW, why doesn't the spellcheck underline misspelled words like it's supposed to?