I ban all 6 of you for talking about giant arthropods of any kind. I also ban from Earth all arthropods and any invertebrate who would evolve into one.

Banned for killing those sweet 8-legged pets.

Banned, for aracnophillia

Banned for kink shaming

Banned for insinuating that users here want to have sexual relationships with giant arachnids. That's not true at all, we just want to use those spiders in our war against the evil Steam cultists.

Banned, for not articulating that poignant sentiment so much sooner

Banned for not letting me trained the bees to join us in the battle.

Banned for trying to be the queen of the bees.

Banned for thinking you're the bee's knees.

Banned, for not thinking you're the bees knees

Banned for equating insect joints with positivity, both of you. And I ban spell-check for not considering "positivity" a word.

^ Banned, for getting auto-corrected so often, because, he's "that typo guy"

^ Banned for violating Tang Dynasty guidelines for facial hair growth.

Banned for thinking there's a dynasty about a beverage.

Banned for denying the existence of our orangutan overlords.