Banned, for over-reporting

Banned for under investigating.
Banned for pronouncing the T at the end of 'Report'.

Banned, for a pinch, "tavern wench"

Banned for being the opposite of jsidhu762.

Banned for being susceptible to armor-piercing blunt weapons like banhammers.

Banned for wielding a lot of lances with Lancelot.

Banned for banning a noble knight from our community...we need him to defend us against dragons, goblins and monsters like Grendel.

Banned, for speaking with a forked tongue

Banned for adding a comma after the word banned.

How come you never regarded me as a noble knight before I wonder hmmmmmmmmmm..

Because you're looking quite sinister with that black helmet. I suspect you're more of a robber knight than a defender of widows, orphans and Gog forum members.

And you're banned for pedantry about interpunction.

Banned because I like this helmet better than the one le_chevalier's wearing.

Banned for liking a helmet that covers your eyes so that you can't see.

Banned, because your helmet has no eyeslit whatsoever.

Banned for wanting people to slit their eyes.

Banned, for also having a compulsion to punctuate