Banned for hunting us poor drowners and drowned dead!

Banned for being squishy... and soggy... and smelly.

Banned for irony.

Banned for driving on the left!

Banned for not driving on the left too!

Because he shits OTHER people's beds

Banned for not banning. Out... get OUT!

Should be banned for not noticing the wording of the thread title. :P

It's highly unorthodox, but I'll do my own, too: "Banned for pedantry!"

Banned for concealing face!

Banned for also concealing face (though, you're probably doing us all a favor).

Banned for being someone who watches anime, yet not recalling that most masked characters are very pretty under the mask.

Banned for illegal possession of ninja weapons. I bet the Shinobi Safety Board does not even know about this, too!

Banned for not having your magnifying glass with you.

I got my license finally at last. I legally own weapons now, as a collector and all. Only thing remaining is to learn doing Kaiten rolls with no hands while wielding a weapon in one or both.

Banned for telling people indirectly that they are getting old and their eyesight worsens...