Banned for giving oxygen to a moron.

Banned for giving hydrogen to a proton.

Banned for trying to build a hydrogen bomb in your garage.

Banned for trying to create a fusion of hydrogen nuclei into helium.

Banned, for forgetting about KiNgBrAdLey

Banned for spreading compromising images of Bowsette.

Banned, for being the one who compromised Bowsette in the first place

Banned, because Bowsette is an abomination, how could one mix a beautiful princess with a monster? We don't want any mad scientists (or wizards) conducting such sick experiments in our forum

(btw, what happened to King Bradley? Did he get banned?)

Banned because I agree. No sick experiments shall be conducted in this forum!

(I honestly don't know. If he did get banned, I think it's about time he returned, as he had been missing for a very long time. Has he ever been banned before? Does the ban duration become longer the next time a user gets banned the second time?)

Banned, because I suspect your noble paladin act is dishonest, in reality your're probably a Blackguard and a henchman of the mad wizard creating Bowsettes.

(Well, one can also get perma-banned. Or maybe he's finally died of lovesickness over his "precious"?)

Banned, because KiNgBrAdLeY is spending all of his time with his "precious Star-Chan"

Banned, because, no. If he did, he would be here to thank me for finally bringing his precious, local Star Chan back.

Banned, because it's really cruel that you haven't fulfilled his wish and brought him together with his love again.

Banned for not realizing yet that KB and the Starchan he kept talking about were likely two personalities of the same person o.0

Banned for blowing my mind.