Maybe you can try this?

Or here...

It's just a simple googling.

Now you're banned. You're in the wrong place.

Banned for not realizing that you have to use Galaxy to claim GWENT to your account for free, and sign up for GOG's newsletter.

Banned, for no good reason... you are summarily reinstated with a promotion immediately

Banned because you don't have the authority to give promotions. Also, I would like to ask the person below me not to give me a ban, or I'll go in to ban-aphylactic shock!

I hope you have some epinephrine handy, because you've just been banned.

Banned because I dont know what "epinephrine" is.

Banned because I hope you're not allergic to bee stings.

Banned, because that sounds like you have hostile intent against people with allergies, like you're in favour of eugenics and want to weed out those with allergies from the gene pool.

Banned, because Finkleroy's hostile intent is towards people who are not allergic to bee stings. Finkleroy's gonna make them stung by bees and in the process, killing the bees, too.

Banned because banning people is the bee's knees.

Banned, because you seem to take perverse joy in banning others, instead of regarding it as a regrettable necessity.

Banned for banning players in Bannerlord 2: Ban Harder for their abuse of the ban-hammer!

Banned because I'm confused and I really shouldn't be

Banned for being one of those people who got banned from the game. You should've used your shield or whatever melee weapon you were holding to block the ban-hammer attack.

EDIT: Dang it. My first ban of today and I already got ninja'ed. You've got to be kidding me.

Banned, because you thought that we were kidding around... not in this thread, mister!