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Banned for chugging canned PANGOLIN meat!
Banned because in seafood chess, the prawns go first.
Banned, because the seahorses may also go first
Banned for not trying boiled crab.
On my mother's birthday of 2014, we visited a fancy lakeside restaurant just as the sun was setting; it was deep red as it dipped below the trees across the lake. I have now discovered this was because King Bradley tried to kamikaze The Doctor's Tardis into Sol; for this, he is banned!
Banned, because the only likeable characters on Doctor Who are the Daleks.
Banned because the thing in your avatar is a protected and endangered species!
Banned, because I know that and treat my lizards well, and a guy who likes eating pangolins should keep quiet anyway.
Banned because you have no proof; craving or joking about something, doesn't mean you savored or even sampled it!
Banned, because you wouldn't know the proof if you were sitting on it...
Banned for assuming the king wouldn't know if he was sitting in pudding.
Banned because I have a steel water bottle that I keep by my bed. I got it because I found myself craving water at night.
Banned for not sleeping on a waterbed, so that you wouldn't wet your bed.
Banned because the diapers I wear are too absorbent for a water bed.
Banned for self-deprecation.