^ banned for being a ninja

Banned, for the time paradox to which you refer had created another alternate timeline in which you now dwell, within an alternate reality, while the rest of us exist in the original timeline where the bracelet is intact as if it were never but in one piece

Banned for trying to confuse people with an excessively long ban.

Banned because I got myself a bottle of Coffee Mate. It's not too bad. Actual cream is better if you can get it.

Banned for not getting ice cream in a cone.

Hahahahaha!

Banned because my favourite flavour is vanilla.

Banned for preferring the "vanilla version" of games as well

Banned because the half a bracelet you gave didn't match with the one that I have. You might've gotten the wrong half, probably someone is also looking for his/her other half of his/her bracelet too, sorry.

Banned, because that half of a bracelet belongs to a beautiful maiden who was searching for a knight in gleaming armor like you and now you finally meet

Banned for putting a beautiful maiden in an iron maiden and not even playing Iron Maiden... or Ion Maiden.

^ Banned, because I prefer Megadeth

Banned

Banned because I like crushing bans in my hydraulic press.

Banned, for removing the wrinkles in your clothing with your hydralic press

Banned for ironing your clothing while wearing it.

Banned for not staying at home.