^Banned for making me crave cookies I do not have atm

Unbanned as I might go to the store in a bit to get some...the other fruit flavors that is...I like them a bit more(though fig is good too)

Word of the Day: Duketasticular

Banned for offering people a cookie, and then giving them a Fig Newton instead. Disgusting! D:

^ Banned for giving a mouse a cookie and not allowing her to have any milk.

Banned for milking the cookies for all they're worth.

Banned for being a cookie. With milk.

^Banned for not using the vastly superior slogan: Got apples?

Word of the Day: SuperCalaFragglerockalisticExpediadosius
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Fig newtons are pretty good, actually...and there are varieties now with other fruit fillings. :)

How dare you assume that mouse's gender! o.0 ;)

Banned for not catching any fraggles... down in Fragglerock.

How dare you assume a mouse in the forum has a gender!

^Banned for not joining the Fraggle Resistance

(Also all mice have at least helicopter gender, silly billy ;))
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Word of the Day: Fuggedaboutism

^ Banned for not knowing how to determibe the sex of a mouse... I suppose that you must not know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts!

^Banned for trying to make me believe beer nuts is being a thing. o.0 ;)
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Word of the Day: Wheezledeezle

^ Banned for not knowing that Beer Nuts are a buck ninety nine and deer nuts are just under a buck

Banned because I wanted Alexa Bliss to win the Royal Rumble tonight.

Banned for making me miss the easy "Nutz" pun ban.

Banned because you... "missed it by this much"

Banned because it's Monday, and I haven't had a chance to end my weekend yet.