Banned because no one is ever too old to be a banning officer here in this forum.

Banned for making so much sense that it may be deemed inappropriate for this forum

^ Banned for assuming everyone's characteristics may be surmised precisely by their avatar. I may not be old, yet I am yet wise enough to realize that fact.

Banned because I would to ban all the officers out of the room except for these men: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burdgdorf.

Banned and then unbanned for making me want to watch those parodies again, and find more.

Banned for teaching a parrot to cat call and wolf whistle.

Ninjahed: Banned for capriciously unbanning and leaving, not standing behind your ban. Please turn in your ban badge.

Banned for trying to introduce some unnatural order in the pecking animal order.

Banned because I sometimes wonder if crows can really peck my eyes out.

Banned for being a masochistic raccoon.

Banned for being a sadistic spearman.

Banned because i never knew you could use such sophisticated words

^ Banned for thinking that his words were actually "sophisticated."

Banned for not using vowels on Wheel of Fortune.

Banned because you're wrong. The secret ingredient is love..

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DimpledWearyChimneyswift-mobile.mp4

Banned for encouraging people to be gay, like Hooyaah.