banned for not moving south of the border

Banned for being borderline...

The above user should be banned because I feel bored.

Banned for being boring.

Banned for encouraging too much excitement
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Yeah....we all know the site is for gathering pity and support/praise for one's posts & not much else. ;)
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Just make another one on moose or hockey, eh.

Banned for confusing excitement with drama.

Banned for not getting that these are the days of our lives, as the world turns.....all my children.

Luckily there is a guiding light in the form of some good users to help show others the way, so they don't end up stressing out and ending up in the general hospital ;)

Banned for spamming quotes.

Banned because quotes are generally not quoted correctly - Not Strunsky

Banned for being a dirty ninjuh!

I made that up...it's no spam
(I think...maybe I heard it somewhere and repeated it thinking it my own idea)

Banned for spreading fake news... or hearsay... Banning is a serious business!

Banned because Fake News need a hoax-checking service (counter validity check to veryfy them being fake) to run behind them; we can't risk having counter-truth news now, can we?

Banned for trying to sell the services of his hoax-checking business.

Banned for not wanting to joing a pyramid scheme that could be worth MILLIONS! Act fast! Start now!

Banned because JG Wentworth.....877 cash now...CALL NOW!