Banned for possibly being the reincarnation of the son of sam.

Banned for not liking green eggs and ham.

Banned because I was thinking about that book 2 days ago(with regards to some posts in the would you accept any form of drm? thread)

Banned for suggesting another thread.

Banned for trying to keep this to one thread....as the honorable Bob Page once said: "Why contain it?"

Banned for not containing a pathogen of unknown origin

Banned for breaking his 'coon leash and running amok!

Banned because I'm tired but I don't want to go to bed yet.

Banned for not realizing that there are other places to sleep besides the bed, like inside somebody's car trunk, bathtub, wardrobe, etc.

Banned because all i ever wanted, was to sleep besides her.

Banned because I believe you meant to post, "beside her"

Banned for being a fellow "grammer" nazi and forgetting a period.

^ Banned for either forgetting, or not knowing, that a phrase does not require a period <= This is a phrase.

(You are banned for either forgetting, or not knowing, that a phrase does not require a period.) <= This is a sentence.

You are banned for speaking in full sentences.