Banned for no you're not!

Banned because yes we can.

Banned for not providing an actual reason for the banishment; yes I can.

Banned, not because it's easy, but because it's hard. Because that banning will serve to organize and measure the best of your energies and skills, because that banning is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.

Banned for insinuating an authoritarian mindset for banning other individuals.

Banned for encouraging Brutus and Cassius to betray their best buddy Caesar.

Banned because you are a criminal accomplice drunkard, who supports murderers, mutineers and traitors to their own kin (brutus had been like a child, to Ceasar)!

You are to be banned forever, inside the ninth circle of hell, ILLICO PRESTO!!!

Banned so you have time to think up more such interesting replies like this one to post later.

god this was fun to read.....*saved*

Banned because I sometimes wonder if the newer generation knows what the floppy disk icon is.

Banned for mentioning an archaic (from the last millennia) means of saving data

Banned for dissing zip drives.

Banned for no honorable mentions of the Jaz drive and LS-120 floppy drive.

Banned for forgetting the Syquests.

Jaz drives were too expensive compared to zip drives, especially in the later period.

Banned because I liked Seaquest though season 2 was a confused mess at the end.