Banned for bathing in a urinal.

Banned for the stealth required for needing to watch (or skills for placing a camera) a wizard bathing in a urinal.

Banned for peeing down HeresMyAccount's back and telling it's raining

Banned for wiping your ass with that beard :D

Banned for assuming that I look like my avatar and have a long beard. However, if you do such unsanitary things that's your own personal business.

Banned for having your long hair and long beard cut, after somebody made fun of your appearance, so quick that you forgot to pay your barber. And you were in such haste that you haven't properly clean yourself after nature called.

Banned for falsely accusing me of unsanitary practices and you should know that I always pay my barber before he does his work not as I leave and I am disappointed that you didn't like my new look

Banned because you didn't sanitize your staff, sword and fireworks.

Banned for giving your fireworks a bath in soapy water

Banned for giving your soap a bath in fireworksy water.

Banned for not drinking said bubbly firewater.

Banned because there's no such thing as firewater - water destroys fire.

Banned for wiping your ass with Hooyaah's beard :))))))))).

Banned for rubbing that bottle against your camel's toe.

Banned, but I like the way you think...