Banned for generating compilation errors.

Banned for granting exception on the endles loop of bans.
Banned for granting exception on the endles loop of bans.
Banned for granting exception on the endles loop of bans.
Banned for granting exception on the endles loop of bans.
Banned for granting exception on the endles loop of bans.
There is not enough memory to complete this ban. To free up available memory, close programs, projects, or windows you aren't using, and then ban again.

Banned for using RAM designed for goldfish's daily usage.

Banned for turning goldfish into robots and selling them to Netflix.

Banned for revealing my IPO business plan and doubly banned from buying any IPO stock.

Banned for sounding like a suit.

Banned for smelling like a suitcase.

Banned for having a stinky suitcase.

Banned for carrying around a highly suspicious suitcase

Banned for being a highly suspicious nutcase.

Banned for not being paranoid.

Banned because one must never become a soft target

Banned for not considering that hard targets become like soft targets thanks to armor piercing weaponry.

Banned because weaponry ownership, demands:

a Verification from psychiatrist, that you aren't disturbed
b Former training in said weaponry, the specific one you purchase
c Ideally, proffesional license of an occupation, that uses any

Where's your credentials, son?