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Banned for being only partly named after an Iron Maiden song.
Post edited July 18, 2019 by Doc0075
Banned for not being named after any Iron Maiden song at all.
Banned for having a username that a little resembles Doc0075's, resulting in the possibility of other users mistaking you for Doc0075 through a simple glimpse.
Banned for trying to alleviate confusion.
Banned for not taking Aleve - the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, aching, coughing, stuffy-head, fever, so you can rest medicine.
Banned for not taking Pepto-Bismol for nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea!
Banned for being a pharmaceutical representative.
Banned for being a Mars representative.
Banned because Mars has no complex life forms.
Post edited July 19, 2019 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Banned because Mars is a tasty chocolate bar that's often surrounded by intelligent life.
Banned for imagining the existence of intelligent life.
Banned for imagining the existence of waffles.
Banned for thinking up stereotypes.
Banned for being a monotype.
Banned for putting shampoo in your air conditioning.