Banned because where's the dragon?

Banned because it's not that time of month yet.

Banned for periodically banning.

Banned from periodically leaving your troll bridge.

Banned for sporadically banning me when I least expect it.

Banned for not always being prepared to get banned. That's the most important thing to survive in this place. That's the number one thing one should know.

Banned for still choosing to ban me despite knowing that by doing so, you've just left yourself open for someone else to ban you.

Banned, because if one is a decent, law-abiding forum user, there's no reason to fear being banned. Never happened to me so far!

Now that you mention it.. You are banned for being an indecent forum user who does not only transgress the law upheld by the ban officers of this thread, but also a dishonest human being for claiming that you've never been banned before while in fact you have been banned several times in the past for similar misconducts.

Banned for being a law-abiding forum user on the internet.

Banned for reasons I can't think of

Banned for not thinking hard enough.

Banned for discrimination against the cognitively challenged.

Banned for restricting free speech by banning, thus making you a hypocrite

Banned, because I'm only banning hate speech, so it's ok.